400 to 1

Jane Yolen has written 400 books (maybe more by the time you read this) and I have written 1. Does that mean that she is smarter than me? Does it mean that she uses a better computer than me? Does it mean that she uses better pens and pencils than me? Maybe.

What else could explain the difference in writing output?

The answer is that she writes regularly, usually everyday. I don’t. I’ve talked about writing for decades and have actually written very little.

So how does one move on and compete with Jane? Easy. Beginning today, I’m going to be writing. I’m not going to tell you how much I’ve done each day. No one cares. I will mention when I SUBMIT something to a publisher. It might take weeks, months, or years.

The journey begins.

[By the time I submit one book, Jane will probably be up to number 425. Good for her!]

25 Writing Tips

  1. Do not blame anybody for your mistakes and failures. ~~Bernard Baruch
  2. Switch your point of view. Would that make your story better?
  3. You can re-start your life right now! If you weren’t a writer yesterday, you can be a writer starting right now!
  4. Life begins every second. Don’t waste time thinking about it, start writing.
  5. To be creative, you might want to do things the un-techie way (for example, postcards instead of emails).
  6. Start your next short story by writing the last line first.
  7. Go for perfect! Book writing has never been easier. Years ago, when I had to change a word I had to re-type (with a typewriter) the whole chapter.
  8. Can you tell your “story” using a series of pictures (with and/or without captions)?
  9. Try writing a short story that incorporates a line from The Story Starter.
  10. Follow less, lead more (especially on Twitter and Facebook).
  11. Watch less TV and write more.
  12. All of the writers on the best sellers lists had (and probably still have) the same doubts as you.
  13. Read a magazine you never read before. It’s full of ideas for writers.
  14. Starting a sentence with an “ing” word is a great way to start.
  15. Whenever you want to say “someday” substitute “today” and you’ll do better.
  16. Many procrastinators masquerade as writers. If you want to be a writer write. Period.
  17. Gardeners will tell you that you have to be patient to see the fruits of your hard work, sometimes it takes years!
  18. Get an almanac! Read through it when you have time. You might (probably will) come up with article ideas.
  19. Fine writing, like fine wine, doesn’t happen over night.
  20. If you can write a 5 paragraph composition, you can write a magazine article. Same thing, just a bit longer
  21. Does your character transform for the better or worse? What would happen if you switched it?
  22. You can learn more going to a place you’ve never been than spending hours online. It must be the air!
  23. Going to the movies is nice, reading a movie script gives you a sense of how the story comes together.
  24. To learn how to write, study gardeners, photographers, poker players, pizza makers, etc. Learn from everyone.
  25. Just like the tango, it takes TWO to write: one writer and at least one other person to read. I’m not big on writing for myself.

7 Lessons from the winter of 1969…

In September of 1969 I became a New York City junior high school social studies teacher. In the winter of that year, the principal asked me to speak at the monthly faculty conference. The topic was How to Use an Overhead Projector. Back then overhead projectors were very high tech.

On Tuesday, I walked around the school to see how many teachers were convinced that using an overhead project would make their jobs easier and more effective. The grand total of overhead users was ZERO. The problem was that I was the only teacher in the school who had a working projector.

I learned a lot that day. You may get something out of it. What I learned is universal.

  1. Before you volunteer to speak, get to know the details.
  2. If you are going to suggest a major change, be sure that people are physically capable of doing what you will suggest they do.
  3. If it’s a big change, one mini session isn’t going to work.
  4. People lived without new technology…you must convince them of the advantages that a new technology will be for THEM.
  5. What you love may not even be liked by others. You are not right or wrong. They are simply different.
  6. Learn from your mistakes. I did.
  7. Your best presentation can be your worst…it’s all relative.

Beware.

Marketing Advice From Lucy, Ralph, and George

Early television experimented with formats. In the beginning, only one camera was used. Later on two, and finally three became the standard. If you look at early episodes of I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners and
Burns and Allen, you’ll see how much could be done with simple camera
setups. Perhaps Web designers, who think that using only the latest
plug-ins is effective, might learn a little from those old techniques.

Lucy, Ralph and George (Lucille Ball, Jackie Gleason, and George
Burns, respectively) also might serve as models for what they said.
They all used comedy. Perhaps more Web sites should include some humor
today. Another aspect of their comedy was that they didn’t use, or
apparently need, profanity. Good clean fun was what they were able to
achieve.

The story lines on each show were also simple. There were usually only
the regulars who appeared…only four per show. They kept the story
short (half-hour segments) and simple. Folks could understand the
plot, and it would be over within the attention span of most viewers.

Another good point for Web creators…simple and short makes sense.

Another aspect of the old time television shows was that they were in
black and white. As photographers like Ansel Adams would prove, black
and white works. Colors often divert attention away from the content
that you are trying to achieve on the Web. Dazzling sites may only be
remembered for the glitz, not the message.

When creating a Web site it may be a good idea to remember these
communications pioneers. Their programs are still being viewed.

Although it may appear that I’m a bit old fashioned in my taste (which
I usually am), it’s also good to remember that some old-fashioned
concepts are equally valid today. Learning from the past can save a
lot of time, effort and even money.

25 Down-to-Earth Writing Tips

  1. “Do not blame anybody for your mistakes and failures.” ~~Bernard Baruch
  2. Switch your point of view. Would that make your story better?
  3. You can re-start your life right now! If you weren’t a writer yesterday, you can be a writer starting right now!
  4. Life begins every second. Don’t waste time thinking about it, start writing.
  5. To be creative, you might want to do things the un-techie way (for example, postcards instead of emails).
  6. Start your next short story by writing the last line first.
  7. Go for perfect! Book writing has never been easier. Years ago, when I had to change a word I had to re-type (with a typewriter) the whole chapter.
  8. Can you tell your “story” using a series of pictures (with and/or without captions)?
  9. Try writing a short story that incorporates a line from The Story Starter.
  10. Follow less, lead more (especially on Twitter and Facebook).
  11. Watch less TV and write more.
  12. All of the writers on the best sellers lists had (and probably still have) the same doubts as you.
  13. Read a magazine or blog you never read before. It’s full of ideas for writers.
  14. Starting a sentence with an “ing” word is a great way to start.
  15. Whenever you want to say “someday” substitute “today” and you’ll do better.
  16. Many procrastinators masquerade as writers. If you want to be a writer write. Period.
  17. Gardeners will tell you that you have to be patient to see the fruits of your hard work, sometimes it takes years!
  18. Get an almanac! Read through it when you have time. You might (probably will) come up with article ideas.
  19. Fine writing, like fine wine, doesn’t happen over night.
  20. If you can write a 5 paragraph composition, you can write a magazine article. Same thing, just a bit longer
  21. Does your character transform for the better or worse? What would happen if you switched it?
  22. You can learn more going to a place you’ve never been than spending hours online. It must be the air!
  23. Going to the movies is nice, reading a movie script gives you a sense of how the story comes together.
  24. To learn how to write, study gardeners, photographers, poker players, pizza makers, etc. Learn from everyone.
  25. Just like the tango, it takes TWO to write: one writer and at least one other person to read. I’m not big on writing for myself.

It’s time!

Maybe, it’s time to say it. Why hide things any longer?

It?

Why do you still support Donald Trump?

Do you actually agree with what he says and does?

Really, is that it?

If it is…say so…publicly. Explain why…without diverting the conversation away from what Trump does. Telling us about what Obama or Clinton may or may not have done is silly. Trump’s been in office for more than three years. He has a record to run on.

Do you think he has handled the pandemic well?

How has he done with dealing with racial issues?

How is his foreign policy? Are our allies closer to us than before he came to office?

Do you approve of his firing key government officials…especially Inspectors General and Federal Prosecutors…who may be investigating members of his administration?

Do you think that he lies as often as he is reported by media?

Are you more comfortable with him in the White House than previous presidents?

Simple questions. Think about them.

It’s time.

When this is over, you may be over too!

There was a time (not that long ago) when businesses needed typists. Word processing eliminated most of them. Change was difficult for some, but welcome by those who survived.

We are about to enter another time when much will change. Bosses will realize that some of their employees are not really needed. They will also realize that many jobs can be done at home and as much office space will not be needed. Instead of traveling to meet customers/clients, Zoom may be enough.

It may be a good time to consider what you can offer when this terrible time is over. New skills may put you ahead…or leave you behind. Consider these skills for the future:

PowerPoint has been an office staple for decades. Speaking online has shown that that may not be enough. When this is over it may be a very good idea to find your local Toastmasters club and develop your public speaking skills.

PhotoShop is difficult to learn. Actually, very difficult. And that is the very reason you should learn to use it. Knowing what others do not know has always been an advantage. Now, even more so.

Although learning Microsoft Word is important, mastering Adobe’s InDesign will give you skills in designing documents, not just writing them.

Finally, your high school English teacher taught you how to write compositions and essays. She did not teach you to be a copywriter. Instead of paragraphs, copywriters using one or two sentences at a time. It’s different.

Be ready for the next phase of life/business…before it’s too late.

Everything has a story, including Seafoam Green

If you are a speaker, do whatever you can to include meaningful stories in your talks. Sometimes you have to dig a little deeper to find the right story. What story could you possibly come up with for a color of all things? Well, you can…if you look.

Doing a Google search of the color Seafoam Green I came up with a reference to Canva. Surprisingly, it gave me plenty of info about Seafoam Green. Did you know, for example, that it was a popular clothing color during the 1950s or that Crayola came out with a crayon with that name in 2001?

What is Seafoam Green? This is it…

Seafoam Green

For more Seafoam Green info you can go to Canva. They also have information about other colors to explore. Incidentally, the Hex code for Seafoam Green is #93E98E.

Samuel Morse…and Photography

Most of us think of Samuel Morse as the inventor of the Morse Code. Did you know that he was also a portrait painter? If you do a Google search you’ll see his paintings. Did you also know that he was the one who taught Mathew Brady about photography?

Portrait of Samuel Morse by Mathew Brady

Samuel Morse was a man of many talents. How many talents are you known for?

Encouragement from Twitter (yes, Twitter!)

A tweet appeared today from C.L. Fornari, a well-known writer and podcast host…who happens to be an expert in gardening. Many people know her as The Garden Lady. Her tweet included a very encouraging section that said…

Writers get started or continue for many different reasons. C.L. saw a need and filled it. My own beginning (as described in Dumb Is Good) is a bit different. They both illustrate a simple fact…if you do nothing, nothing will happen. If you write and submit there are endless possibilities.

Write!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! […and submit.]